jueves, 12 de agosto de 2010

Humor a lo Salvadoreño: Evite que lo despidan

En el post anterior publiqué Cómo no odiar al Jefe, esa es la Etapa II, cuando ya odias al jefe y ya te vale verga que te despida.

Pero, la Etapa I es cuando aún te importa que no te manden a la mierda. Bueno, Esta parte yo ya la había publicado hace meses, pero... la pondré de nuevo, dale click a este enlace Evite que lo Despidan y reíte un rato.

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Y por su puesto, el respectivo chiste gráfico, que también ya había sido puesto en este su blog!

La vida es un gallinero, un día alguien se caga en mí y me toca aguantar, pero la esperanza es que al día siguiente posiblemente yo estaré arriba y me cagaré en la gallina que me ensució las plumas!


3 comentarios:

EL CUTY dijo...

Hola Ingrid
Aqui te dejo este, espero te guste.
Un saludo.

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy"

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients"

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...

Es mas te dejo otro al 2X1

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

ha ha ha ha enjoy...

EL CUTY dijo...

I got an other one for you...

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not..."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested...

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting high... very, very high up...

Rumana, the LadyTiger dijo...

jajaja gracias Cuty! sos únicoooooo jajajaja